Crime Simulator

Snapped another lockpick? Not tonight, and not ever again.

Outrun the dog, the guard, and your own cardio.

A perfect record, and not one honest night's work behind it.

Sprint like you heard a siren. Because you probably did.

You could knock over a wardrobe and nobody would look up.

Four was never going to be enough for a job this size.

Sorry officer, you must be thinking of a different burglar.

Everyone in this postcode needs their eyes tested.

Bats, bullets and knockout gas all filed under 'not my problem'.

The debt collector called. You hung up and paid him anyway.

Ten years of criminal experience, delivered in about four seconds.

Doors are for people who didn't think this through.

Your fence suddenly has excellent taste and deep pockets.

Shopping, but the shop is the entire game and nothing has a price tag.

Every trick of the trade, no night school required.

All your best moves, and no waiting between them.